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Wiping Doesn’t Stop a Virus, and Other Bad News

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020 Mark R Hunter

Let’s get to what seems to be the important question, first: No, I don’t know why people are hoarding toilet paper. It’s not that kind of virus. There’s so much misinformation about the coronavirus, and […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyleapocalypse, apocalypse humor, coronavirus, flu, hoarding, medical conditions, medical stuff, pandemic, toilet paper roll, TP, viruses

The Last Flu-zie on Earth

May 11, 2018 Amy Abbott

I have Influenza Type A. Yes, I am the last person in Indiana, United States, Planet Earth, Our Solar System to get this crud. Last weekend I thought I had a head cold. My husband […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleflu, flu humor, Influenza Type A

Father-in-law has chicken soup fix

May 26, 2017May 26, 2017 Michael Picarella

I got the flu that’s going around, so my wife made a call to her dad. Within 15 minutes, he was at our doorstep with a package. How does he manage to keep his freezer […]

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I Miss Shaking Hands

October 2, 2014October 2, 2014 Lloyd Garver

Someday in the not-too-distant future, many of us will startle our grandchildren by telling them that once upon a time, friends would meet for lunch, shake hands, and then eat without washing those hands after […]

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