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Booting Up the Carpocalypse

February 10, 2019
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Remember when cars didn’t have starters, and you used to have to crank them to start? Okay, neither do I. But I’ll bet a lot of you remember a time before cars were mostly computers.…

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U.S. Gastronomical Travel Guide For The Gourmet Zombie

February 21, 2018
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Fans of brains everywhere, rejoice! Here is the first in-print guide to fine brain dining wherever you may be in the US. Our ghoulish researchers have spent many dark, moonlit nights partaking of the cuisine…

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**MISSING**

November 16, 2016
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I lost my sense of humor about a week ago. If you find it, please email me: billspencer@weelectedafuckingyahoo. Bill SpencerBill Spencer's humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun,…

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Why the End of the World Didn’t Happen

October 10, 2015
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It’s getting embarrassing. People confidently shout to everyone that the end of the world will end tomorrow. Then tomorrow comes. And it doesn’t end. Again. Oh sure, you might have gotten a migraine or you…

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Dishwashers: Annoyances in Disguise or the Tools of the Apocalypse?

October 3, 2015
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My dishwasher does not properly clean things, particularly glasses with indentations. Oh sure, if I give the dishes a quick rinse beforehand, the dishwasher does tolerably well. If I give the dishes a pre-scrub, the…

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I Saw The Apocalypse

February 25, 2015
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  I caught a frightening glimpse of the apocalypse, and it’s worse than you think. Yesterday our power was out all day and we were plunged into a darkness beyond what light can illuminate.  I…

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eDating the Old School Way by Maura Stone – Book Review

December 3, 2014
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eDating the Old School Way by Maura Stone – Book Review

eDating the Old School Way Maura Stone, the Bubbameistah, gives hilarious advice to those looking to the internet for matchmaking. Beware! Okay, okay, that’s a bit too succinct. But you will laugh out loud. You…

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Spicy Spanish Potatoes, Doggy Dating, and Armageddon

July 21, 2014
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Spicy Spanish Potatoes, Doggy Dating, and Armageddon

Spanish Entree PATATAS BRAVAS (spicy potatoes) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves ½ onion 2 Roma tomatoes 1 tablespoon flour ½ cup water 5 medium russet potatoes ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 2 ½ tablespoons olive…

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Sushi Desserts and the Zombie Apocalypse

April 7, 2014
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Sushi Desserts and the Zombie Apocalypse

American Dessert SUSHI DESSERTS INGREDIENTS 1 12 ounce bag white chocolate chips 1 ½ cups Rice KrispiesTM 5 Fruit Roll UpsTM 5 Swedish FishTM 5 TwizzlersTM or Red VinesTM no-stick spray PREPARATION – CANDY MIX…

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The Jellyfish Apocalypse

January 7, 2013
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The Jellyfish Apocalypse

While most of the planet was worrying about dead Mayans foretelling the end of the human race, something much more sinister was lurking in our world: Jellyfish. Yes, apparently, throughout the past decade, there have…

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