Punxatawny Phil, Mr. Armageddon
Punxatawny Phil, Mr. Armageddon We all know that when the gopher Punxatawny Phil comes outside our temperatures hang in the balance. If he sees his shadow we get six more weeks of winter. If not, […]
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Garlic Butter Shrimp and Handling Nuclear Weapons.
Turkish Entree GARLIC BUTTER SHRIMP (Tereyaǧli Karides) INGREDIENTS 3 cloves garlic 2 tablespoons butter 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 teaspoon Aleppo chili powder or chile pepper ½ teaspoon salt ¾ pound large peeled, deveined shrimp […]
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.
Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 18 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam’s […]
Spicy Spanish Potatoes, Doggy Dating, and Armageddon
Spanish Entree PATATAS BRAVAS (spicy potatoes) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves ½ onion 2 Roma tomatoes 1 tablespoon flour ½ cup water 5 medium russet potatoes ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 2 ½ tablespoons olive […]
Dancing With The Stars? Really? Are You Sure?
This week ABC unveiled the cast for this season’s Dancing With The Stars. There’s the guy from that movie. And the girl from that thing. There’s the um…um…she sings or something and her sister was […]
The Satan Interview
Last week, I watched a show about the end of the world on one of the History Channels. Then, this week, I saw another show covering the same topic. No matter what show I watch, […]
Harold Camping, Doomsday Prophet, Retires
Harold Camping, Armageddon and Rapture Preacher extraordinaire has decided to retire. The man, who personifies the old adage, “Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me; and fool me three times, […]
5-Steps to Get Your World-Ending Prophet License
Most states require a licensing process for a host of service providers ranging from hair stylists to mechanics. Those are important services if you’re in the market to touch up your roots or replace your […]