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1000th Post in a Row – Peanut Butter Armageddon

December 6, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Simply squeeze Sometimes humanity does great things such as landing a man on the moon, building the Panama Canal, or making laptops. These projects helped us all immensely and caused us to swell with pride. […]

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Everyday Lifeaircraft carriers, amoeba, armageddon, comic chef, humanity, laptops, man on the moon, national defense, Panama Canal, peanut butter, squeezable, squeeze, surgeries

Leap Day Laptop

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016 Mark R Hunter

I can’t help thinking it’s no coincidence that my laptop stopped working on February 29th: It’s the last “screw you” from a bad month. But in fairness, it’s also a first world problem. I still […]

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10 CommentsLifestyle, Technologyapple, Apple Mackintosh, computers, dogs, February, laptops, Leap Year, technology

Unicorn Bites 6/4/14

June 4, 2014June 5, 2014 James Breakwell

What my pregnant wife and I brought to the maternity ward: 2 laptops 2 smartphones 1 tablet 0 desire to talk to each other — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 4, 2014 Me: Are you sure […]

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10 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybaby girl, birth, breaking water, epidural, funny, grey's anatomy, humor, humoroutcasts, James Breakwell, laptops, Unicorn Bites, woosh, XplodingUnicorn

Kathy’s Points to Remember

April 14, 2014 Kathy Minicozzi

People are smarter than computers. We just pretend to be dumber so we won’t make the machines feel bad about themselves. Your computer will never crash until you are almost finished with that super important […]

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9 CommentsFictioncell phones, computers, fun, funny, funny lists, humor, HumorOutcasts.com, iPads, Iphones, Kathy Minicozzi, laptops, random thought, technology

Two Days Off…or Not

July 6, 2012July 6, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My family says I do not know how to relax.  I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyle4th of July, computers, Costco, Dunkin Donuts, family, holidays, humor, laptops, patios, relaxation, shopping, Vacation

The Literary Elite at Starbucks

April 19, 2011May 16, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I decided I needed a quick pick-me-up, so I headed to Starbucks. I was sitting with my coffee and crossword puzzle at a table in the corner when I started to eavesdrop on the conversation […]

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