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The Joy of Sleeping

May 2, 2017May 2, 2017 Tim Jones

Three of the greatest pleasures in life – and I’m sure you will agree – are: relaxing poolside in a sunny tropical location, eating cookie dough ice cream, and sleeping. When my number is up, […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylerecreation, relaxation, rest, sleep

Stressed out meditation

May 26, 2015May 22, 2015 Tim Jones

Life is stressful. So, I recently purchased a meditation CD. But I’m not sure it’s helping. Take a listen and tell me what you think. Welcome to this audio relaxation program. Over the next 20 […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylelifestyle, meditation, relaxation, relaxation exercises, stress reduction

Get Me A Massage…Stat!

January 13, 2015January 12, 2015 Forrest Brakeman

Here in Los Angeles, everyone wants a massage all the time. To hear people talk, you’d think that it ranks right after air on the list of basic human needs. The problem is, where to […]

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10 CommentsLifestylecomedy, exotic and expensive, Forrest Brakeman, Get Me A Massage...Stat!, massage, masseuse, relaxation, satire, Southern California, spa, spa treatment, Where Is L.A.?

Two Days Off…or Not

July 6, 2012July 6, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My family says I do not know how to relax.  I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyle4th of July, computers, Costco, Dunkin Donuts, family, holidays, humor, laptops, patios, relaxation, shopping, Vacation

Look, But You Better Not Touch

July 19, 2011January 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Well, there is no delicate way to discuss this topic. I came across it while looking at a website for vitamins and natural supplements. Staring before me was a health and wellness page about this […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdiabetes, doctors, health issues, humor, relationships, relaxation, Sex, stress, WebMD

The Hot Tub Oasis

April 23, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

If I look back over the years, I will say, without a doubt, that the best home improvement we ever made was my hot tub. Did you notice I used the word “my”? It’s not […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Lifestyle, Relationshipsaromatherapy, hot tub, humor, neighbors, relaxation, stress

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