Get Me A Massage…Stat!
Here in Los Angeles, everyone wants a massage all the time. To hear people talk, you’d think that it ranks right after air on the list of basic human needs. The problem is, where to […]
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The New Global Threat
The stability of the entire world is threatened by an emerging superpower, Papua New Guinea. Hah, you say. Where is Papua New Guinea? North of Australia. What does it produce? Rain, mud, and documentaries about […]
My Quest for the Freaking Fountain of Youth
My birthday is approaching, and I’m researching beauty treatments to (make myself think) I look like I did ten years ago. Asking around, I was amazed at how many women are getting lasered, botoxed, injected, […]
Where’s Jan Brewer
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) is missing. Supposedly, the right-wing governor has flown the coop and even missed a ballot certification event. While her mission is so secret that not even her closest friends know […]