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Masoor Dal and His Time Traveling Dog

January 15, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Indian Entree ­ MASOOR DAL (Red Lentils) ­ INGREDIENTS ­ 1 cup split red lentils 2 green chiles 2 garlic cloves 1 small onion 2 tomatoes 1 dry red chile 2¾ cups water or vegetable […]

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My Quest for the Freaking Fountain of Youth

January 11, 2014 Cathy Cantu

My birthday is approaching, and I’m researching beauty treatments to (make myself think) I look like I did ten years ago. Asking around, I was amazed at how many women are getting lasered, botoxed, injected, […]

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