Club Hell
Ancient Greek Hell (Hades) was a paler, grayer version of life on Earth. Everything was less substantial. Whereas on Earth, you could bench press 600 pounds, you’d be hard pressed to pick up a package […]
Tag: Wisconsin
Round Soup and Liquid Nitrogen
Turkish Soup EZOGELIN INGREDIENTS – SOUP ¼ cup bulgur wheat1⅓ cups red lentils2½ tablespoons rice2 garlic cloves1 large onion1 tomato2 tablespoons butter (2 more tablespoons later)2 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil2½ teaspoons flour2 tablespoons tomato […]
My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler.
My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler. Yes, it is true. Shameful but true. It is always difficult for the children of those involved in criminal activities to confront their past and the social stigmas associated […]
TRUMP VOWS TO AVENGE WISCONSIN PRIMARY LOSS; GOVERNOR AGREES
ALLENTOWN, PA—After nearly being shut out of the Wisconsin primary, and losing all but 6 of its delegates to opponent Ted Cruz, Donald Trump vowed to avenge his loss by waterboarding all those “fat, disgusting […]
Mumu Stew and the Threat to You
Papua New Guinean Entree MUMU INGREDIENTS 8 ounces carrots or 2 medium 8 ounces sweet potatoes or 1 large 8 ounces banana or 1½ medium 8 ounces papaya or ½ medium 12 ounces pork 6 […]
Noodles With Poppy Seeds and the Polish Poppy Pasta Football League
Polish Dessert NOODLES WITH POPPY SEEDS INGREDIENTS 8-ounce bag egg noodles ¼ cup poppy seeds 2 tablespoons butter 3 tablespoons honey Takes 15 minutes. Makes 4 bowls. SPECIAL UTENSIL spice grinder PREPARATION Cook egg noodles […]
Nepali Pizza And Where to Run Naked in Asia
Nepali Entree NEPALI PIZZA (chatamari) INGREDIENTS 1 cup black lentils (matpe beans) 3 cups water 1 cup water (about, check for consistency of batter as you add.) ½ cup ghee or butter (1 additional cup […]
Unicorn Bites 7/6/14
Me: What’s that? My dad: A map. Me: A what? Dad: It’s like GPS for the Amish. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 6, 2014 Interviewer: Are you fluent in any other languages? Me: I speak […]
The New Global Threat
The stability of the entire world is threatened by an emerging superpower, Papua New Guinea. Hah, you say. Where is Papua New Guinea? North of Australia. What does it produce? Rain, mud, and documentaries about […]
On the Road Again
Well, it’s spring, and Madam and I are on the road again. Last year’s touring began in Wisconsin with a Memorial Day band concert followed by Lake City Eagle Days. All those John Philip Sousa […]