Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Final Exit

We put a man on the moon. We look at itty-bittiest things in the universe, a muon or some such thing; it’s much smaller than an atom which we can’t see either. We can use […]

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Pumpkin Shea Butter Soap

PUMPKIN SHEA BUTTER SOAP ­ INGREDIENTS ­ ½ pound pumpkin pulp* (no stringy bits) 1 teaspoon orange mica powder 2 teaspoons pumpkin** spice 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds shea butter soap base 1 teaspoon […]

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When I was Unambiguously Better Than a Professional Football Player

1) I forget the year, but the San Diego Chargers were essentially one play away from making it to the Super Bowl. They had their best team ever. The situation: The Chargers were leading the […]

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Misheard Lyrics of Little River Band

The great group Little River Band had a big hit with “Lonesome Loser.” The song contained the following lyrics: “Have you heard about the lonesome loser?“Beaten by the queen of hearts every time.” I, however, […]

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