Danger Stalks This Blog
I’ve now blogged over 800 times in a row. I’ve never let anything stop me. Nothing. Not tummy aches. Not even inertia. But today a large herd of rather frustrated elephants stamped down my street. […]
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Misheard Christmas Hymn, Silent Night
Admit it, when you were little, instead of hearing “Round yon virgin,” you heard: Misheard hymn #3 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word, Pumawipe
We are alive become of you. Thank you, you magnificent sunbeam. Awesome entry #8 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary, Today’s Word, Leadbread
My whole wheat bread did not rise yesterday. It was tasty. But it was not a tasty loaf of bread, it was a tasty brick. Gray clouds appeared in my kitchen. Those clouds, however, had […]
Strawberry Cobbler and Napoleon’s Russian Invasion
American Dessert . STRAWBERRY COBBLER . INGREDIENTS . 1¾ fresh strawberries ½ cup sugar (½ cup more later) 1¾ teaspoons baking powder 1 cup flour 1 cup warm whole milk ⅜ teaspoon salt ½ cup […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Words, Sonar Toes
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary is as pleased to provide another installment, a new pair of words! The struggle is real. We’ve all had it happen to us. The bruises we sport testify to our ongoing […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word, Lockiness
Sometimes words come about gradually. You hear them for a while before noticing and adopting them into your vocabularly. Sometimes your work or studies require you to coin a new word so as to avoid […]
Misheard Lyrics of the Beatles
I really thought some of the lyrics the Beatles’ song, “Paperback Writer” went: And I thought so, who cares if his cleaning woman doesn’t understand him? As long as he pays her a fair wage […]
Where’s Waldo?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]
Misheard Hymn 3
Misheard Hymn 2 Many people thought a line in the Christmas hymn “Away in a Manger” had a startingly vivid depiction of bovine violence toward the Christ child. Instead of hearing, “The cattle are lowing, […]