Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Final Exit

We put a man on the moon. We look at itty-bittiest things in the universe, a muon or some such thing; it’s much smaller than an atom which we can’t see either. We can use […]

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Pumpkin Shea Butter Soap

PUMPKIN SHEA BUTTER SOAP ­ INGREDIENTS ­ ½ pound pumpkin pulp* (no stringy bits) 1 teaspoon orange mica powder 2 teaspoons pumpkin** spice 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds shea butter soap base 1 teaspoon […]

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When I was Unambiguously Better Than a Professional Football Player

1) I forget the year, but the San Diego Chargers were essentially one play away from making it to the Super Bowl. They had their best team ever. The situation: The Chargers were leading the […]

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Misheard Lyrics of Little River Band

The great group Little River Band had a big hit with “Lonesome Loser.” The song contained the following lyrics: “Have you heard about the lonesome loser?“Beaten by the queen of hearts every time.” I, however, […]

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Mindfull

Awesome entry #24 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com    

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