Misheard Lyrics of KC and the Sunshine Band

The heart-pumping lyrics of “Boogie Shoes” by KC and the Sunshine Band turns us all into dancing fiends, ready to dominate the disco floor. The song alone is an aerobic exercise. The repetitive lyrics are […]

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Unicorn Bites 3/7/14

If your boyfriend says he’d catch a grenade for you, don’t be flattered. Clearly he’d rather die than stay in that relationship. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 7, 2014 Me: *splashes warm water on face* […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/31/13

3-year-old: Daddy, don’t dance while you drive. Me: Fine. When should I dance? 3: Never. She’s a prodigy at being ashamed of me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 31, 2013 Our 1-year-old has […]

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Unicorn Bites 9/19/13

I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 19, 2013   Coworker: “I’m a Vikings […]

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