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American Entree CORN ON THE COB INGREDIENTS ¼ cup fresh basil ¼ cup butter, softened 1 tablespoon grated Parmesan cheese ⅛ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 4 ears corn, in their husks Serves 4. Takes […]
Some years ago, my husband suggested we go to a fancy dinner dance at the club. Yay! A new dress, nails done, hair done, pretty, pretty, pretty me. I began the day with a fresh […]
If your boyfriend says he’d catch a grenade for you, don’t be flattered. Clearly he’d rather die than stay in that relationship. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 7, 2014 Me: *splashes warm water on face* […]
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 19, 2013 Coworker: “I’m a Vikings […]
1. Don’t let your cat get into a relationship with a skunk. A skunk can be a real stinker. 2. Hummus has garlic in it. Remember that the next time you are having lunch in […]
I was on the elliptical at the gym, just casually exercising when Etta James’ Rock Me Baby began to play on my iPod. If you do not know this song, you can watch Etta James perform […]
I missed my gym day. I had to take care of a few things early in the morning, so instead of running on the treadmill, I ran to Costco. Also sacrificed for the mandatory errands […]
I read this article about how to get rid of the blues. I am not talking big time depression, but the temporary “Damn, I gained five pounds” or the “Damn, my day sucks” or the […]
The other day I caught the end of a commercial advertizing Duluth Ballroom Jeans. I said to my husband, “It’s so typical of a dude! I get dressed to the nines and he throws on […]