Hector’s vegetable matter outfit makes him irresistible
Photo Courtesy of Steve Kramer
What’s the latest craze sweeping the nation?
Is it televison dance contest with stars?
No.
Is it a television dance contest with ordinary men and women?
No. And that’s rather specieist of you.
It’s a dancing with turtles.
Specifically, Turtles That Tango.Yep, that gets your heart pumping faster as you root for your favorite turtles to out tango the rest. Fill your adrenaline fix by watching it every week on ESPN8. You’ll never watch football or soccer again.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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I’m not saying Cocaine Turtle is a thing yet but it could be.
I’m still a little stunned that there are eight ESPNs.
I lost track. 🙂