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Turtles That Tango

February 27, 2023 Paul De Lancey

  Hector’s vegetable matter outfit makes him irresistible Photo Courtesy of Steve Kramer What’s the latest craze sweeping the nation? Is it televison dance contest with stars? No. Is it a television dance contest with […]

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Quiz #2 for Bill Y Ledden Month

March 12, 2015March 12, 2015 Donna Cavanagh

Bill Y was shocked and delighted that so many readers seemed to understand the workings of his mind…well, sort of.  As a further challenge, he has added this quiz to the Bill Y Ledden contest.  […]

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Our Land’s Welfare Leeches

October 13, 2014 Paul De Lancey

The welfare system continues to spiral out of control. Millions and millions dollars of our tax dollars flow into the lazy mouths of these lazy bums who do little but sleep, eat, and make more […]

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