Snail Rock Racing
The Indy 500 would be one of the most exciting races ever, if you could see it. If you manage to attend the event, the cars will be too far away. They’ll look like differently […]
Tag: Usain Bolt
Our Land’s Welfare Leeches
The welfare system continues to spiral out of control. Millions and millions dollars of our tax dollars flow into the lazy mouths of these lazy bums who do little but sleep, eat, and make more […]
I state a fact
Nobody thinks about the sweat of Usain Bolt. Maybe it’s because, as a society, we’re preoccupied with other stuff or something but I state a fact. Is it about time, we stopped putting our own […]
Sugartastic Daddy John And The Gay, Black, Jewish Klansmen For Tolerance And Understanding
Sugartastic Daddy John was in a predicament. Wife no. 15 somehow found out about wife no. 52. The Daddy, not one to embrace conflict in any shape or form, done what any self-respecting coward would […]
Faster than Usain Bolt after a Jamaican Blue Mountain Curry
Little Dill Y is more inquisitive than a really inquisitive person who asks far too many questions to find out what he wants to know. The little guy asked how his mother and I met […]