Jill Y said I couldn’t go out to play with Thirsty Dave and Sugartastic Daddy John so I decided to be the smaller man…

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Dead Muppets

The word on the street spread like fire that was wild. The authorities were on the look out for an extremely cool, Bon Jovi hating individual who may or may not have come into contact […]

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Incident #1

Sugartastic Daddy John, Thirsty Dave and someone who might be me, decided to head out for the night. It wasn’t long before incident #1 happened…

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Show Your Age.

I don’t know how old I am. You don’t know how old I am. Jill Y doesn’t know how old I am. Thirsty Dave doesn’t know how old I am. Scurvy Jane doesn’t know how […]

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Don’t be coming around here, asking me for help.

Sugartastic Daddy John asked me to help out in one of his stores. He won’t make that mistake again:

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The very unemployed Sugartastic Daddy John.

Sugartastic Daddy John recently went to a job interview but he didn’t get the job. His résumé is pretty impressive but there’s a gap of three years where he had no work experience or life […]

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When we want the cold, hard facts, we just look in the fridge.

To get a break from me, Jill Y will sometimes get a bottle of wine and head over to Scurvy Jane’s place. I might go out with Thirsty Dave or hang with Sugartastic Daddy John. […]

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Sugartastic Daddy John puts his mouth where his money is.

When we were supposed to be growing up, I always thought Sugartatstic Daddy John was made of money. After seeing what he eats, I can understand why:

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The Wise, Worldly Words of Sugartastic Daddy John.

When I first set eyes on Jill Y, I knew she was the one for me and when she didn’t take out a restraining order against me, it just proved how different she was to […]

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