Tag: Chewbacca
Show Your Age.
I don’t know how old I am. You don’t know how old I am. Jill Y doesn’t know how old I am. Thirsty Dave doesn’t know how old I am. Scurvy Jane doesn’t know how […]
Unicorn Bites 2/1/14
My 3-year-old saw a picture of an orangutan and asked if it was a wookie. She lives in a world where Chewbacca is real. Childhood is awesome — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2014 Women […]
Unicorn Bites 10/12/13
Pedestrians might have the right of way according to the laws of man, but the laws of physics say my car wins every time. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2013 I’d never […]
Excuse me while I think of an excuse
I’ll talk to anyone, even when they don’t want to talk to me which is always. The upside to this is that you meet some really interesting people. The downside to the upside is that […]
Bill Y Words the Truth
I wouldn’t be the most technically minded of the dudes. I can make a sandwich or convert a garage into a house but when it comes to fixing things like taxes, flip-flops or car stuff, […]
“Uuuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrrr Uhrrrr Ahhhhrrrrrr Aaaarhg…”
The suns were shining brightly and Bill Y was as happy as violence in a Tarantino movie. It was kind of like a dream that wasn’t partially real, though it did have an air of […]