Unicorn Bites 5/18/14

My 4-year-old threw a temper tantrum because her next birthday isn’t until next year. Her life is pretty hard sometimes. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 18, 2014 My 4-year-old said “Wow Daddy you’re Awesome!” So […]

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Unicorn Bites 2/1/14

My 3-year-old saw a picture of an orangutan and asked if it was a wookie. She lives in a world where Chewbacca is real. Childhood is awesome — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2014 Women […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/28/13

Me: I’m a bad boy. Wife: If you mean you’re bad at being a boy, then yes. Me: Wife: What? You have more estrogen than a yogurt commercial — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December […]

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