The Place to Take a Humor Break
My working knowledge of body piercings is limited to my earlobes (one piercing each), having a decent phlebotomist in my healthcare provider network, and one perfectly lovely conversation at the check-out line at my local craft […]
Strange but true: A woman in Florida named Crystal Methvin was arrested for possession of Crystal Meth. In related-name news, Eric Trump was detained by ICE as an undocumented Extra Terrestrial or ET while his […]
Growing up, I hated my name. Mom said she named me Roxanne after some relatively unknown actress from the early fifties whose moniker caught her fancy. When you’re young, you want nothing more than to […]
“SORRY,KID. YOUR NAME IS BRADY BRADY.” In an episode of the show Sex and the City, Miranda and her ex-boyfriend Steve Brady mull over names for their in-utero son. Miranda ponders the classic “Danny”, and Steve […]
Me: I’m a bad boy. Wife: If you mean you’re bad at being a boy, then yes. Me: Wife: What? You have more estrogen than a yogurt commercial — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December […]