Jeff Waters is a Florida man who apparently bought a blank check off a homeless dude, then decided to try to cash it at the local Bank of America. A $368 billion check.
Can we go back to the system where, if you did something immoral/illegal, you retired from public life and never dared show your face again?
“SORRY,KID. YOUR NAME IS BRADY BRADY.” In an episode of the show Sex and the City, Miranda and her ex-boyfriend Steve Brady mull over names for their in-utero son. Miranda ponders the classic “Danny”, and Steve […]
With Thanksgiving behind us, there is a crispy clean feeling in the air. The kind of feeling that can only mean one thing: time to start capitalizing on other people’s feelings of lack of self […]
Mad (at) Libs(™), a phrasal template word game where one player – a Republican – prompts another player – also a Republican – for a list of words to fill-in-the-blanks, before reading the – often […]
Democrats really do have a knack for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, don’t they? As loathsome as the Repub’s parroting of talking points with one voice is, they do manage to sound authoritative when […]
I really have started to believe that Fox News is satire. It’s going to be revealed at some point that this has all been a big hoax put on by The Onion. Answering the first question, […]
Dear Bones I’m sorry. I mean, what’s a guy to do when being held hostage by lunatics? First you let them run riot and you want Bamz to pull your creamsicle ass out of the […]
Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Steve Schmidt, chief strategist for the McCain campaign, Bloomington, Minn., Aug. 31, 2008. It’s not like Sarah Palin didn’t try to warn us, ringing those […]
Maybe you won’t be surprised to learn that Pat Robertson operated a fake charity following the 1994 Rwandan genocide that actually funded his Liberian diamond mines. In 1999, The shit bag pastor and former Republican […]