Unicorn Bites 2/2/14

Me: *puts 3-year-old’s hair in a ponytail* 3: Daddy, that’s fairy hair! I want to be a princess. I’m a terrible father. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2014 Good call on the commercials, fancy […]

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In a world that’s apparently run out of first names, today’s tots are going to be in a world of hurt.

“SORRY,KID. YOUR NAME IS BRADY BRADY.” In an episode of the show Sex and the City, Miranda and her ex-boyfriend Steve Brady mull over names for their in-utero son. Miranda ponders the classic “Danny”, and Steve […]

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