Misheard Lyrics of Anna Kendrick
The superb Anna Kendick sings the great song “Cups,” aka “When I’m Gone,” in the excellent movie Pitch Perfect.The true lyrics include: “You’re gonna miss me by my walk, you’re gonna miss me by my talk, […]
Category: Words to Think Upon
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Bitas
Why is it so to hard to get anywhere on time? Because it takes so long just to get out the door. Why is it so difficult to leave? If only there were a word […]
Misheard Lyrics of the Beatles
The amazing Beatles had a big hit with great song “Girl.”The lyrics entrance us, to the point we’re not sure what is being sung in the backgroud over key set of lyrics. These lyrics, which […]
Go Ahead, Start Christmas Now
As all fourteen of my regular readers know, I’ve always had this thing about putting up Christmas decorations, or in any way mentioning Christmas, before Thanksgiving. By “thing” I mean seeing anything Christmas related before […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Final Exit
We put a man on the moon. We look at itty-bittiest things in the universe, a muon or some such thing; it’s much smaller than an atom which we can’t see either. We can use […]
The Art of Mild Insulting – Part 2
Art of mild insulting – Part 2 Face it, the people out there are unbridled arguers. Just five seconds of listening transforms you from the president of pleasantness to a hardened spewer of profanities that […]
Misheard Lyrics of Moody Blues – Side A
The superb Moody Blues had a hit with the great song “Nights in White Satin.” Now, with most of my misheard lyrics, I eventually found out the correct words. However, I hereby swear to you […]
Misheard Lyrics of Patsy Cline
The great Patsy Cline had a big hit with the excellent song, “Walkin’ After Midnight.” Now doesn’t her word “me” sound like “bee.” I have questions. Why is Patsy looking for a bee after midnight? I […]
Misheard Lyrics of Little River Band
The great group Little River Band had a big hit with “Lonesome Loser.” The song contained the following lyrics: “Have you heard about the lonesome loser?“Beaten by the queen of hearts every time.” I, however, […]