This Decade Sucks
Let’s face it: the 2020s have sucked. All of them. Sure, we’re only halfway through, but the bloody writing is on the frosty wall. I have a friend who thinks you only need to get […]
Tag: age
Everything I Could Do Then I Can Do Now
I can still do everything I could do in my youth, and I’ll prove it! Walking In my younger days, I could walk anywhere. Was the downtown shopping area more than three miles from my […]
Getting Old is Not For Wimps
Take it from an over 60. Getting old is not for cowards. In fact, anyone who lives past the age of 65 should be given the title of hero. Why, you ask? Have you ever […]
Things Nobody Should Have Ever Told Us
There are some wise-sounding sayings that are not as wise as they sound. It would have been better if they had not been said in the first place, or if they had been rephrased to […]
Never Ask a Child a Question Unless You Want an Honest Answer
As five of my grandchildren and I were discussing age, it didn’t take long for everybody in the room to figure out that I was the oldest one there, so when one of my grandsons […]
Pope Resigns: Cites Health Concerns, Inability to Catch Speedy Altar Boys
The spiritual leader and head of the worldwide Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI, surprised the world today by saying that he will resign at the end of the month due to advanced age, heath concerns, […]
Is 33 The Happiest Year Of Your Life?
I remember laying in bed, as a kid, when my father was age 33, and thinking how that sounds like it’s SO OLD. And yet, when you’re older, you’d mouth kiss a hobo to […]
The Top 5 Good Things About Getting Old
Nobody looks forward to getting old. That would be like looking forward to your next root canal. The aging process is not inherently fun. It isn’t all walkers and hearing aids, though. There are some […]
Four Ways to Feel Younger
I hate taking showers now. Not because I am an unhygienic bastard. Au contraire…I can’t stand going for more than 9 hours without a fresh wash down. It’s just that looking at my wet hair […]