Posts Tagged ‘ cliches ’

Who wants vinegar anyway?

June 14, 2014
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Who wants vinegar anyway?

Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your…

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Things Nobody Should Have Ever Told Us

February 28, 2014
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Things Nobody Should Have Ever Told Us

There are some wise-sounding sayings that are not as wise as they sound. It would have been better if they had not been said in the first place, or if they had been rephrased to…

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Honey or vinegar? A fly’s dilema

October 14, 2013
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It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies?   Who did this study?   Why?   I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but…

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A well-known cliche is destroyed by nachos

June 11, 2013
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I know the saying “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” but I’m pretty sure thin doesn’t taste as good as some loaded nachos. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in…

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Attenzione Prostitute

Attenzione Prostitute

Sometimes you need to get away from the so-called music of Bon Jovi, head to another country to drink some beer, do some gambling and hook up with some prostitutes. I hadn’t been on holiday…

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Movie Pet Peeves

March 7, 2012
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The only thing more aggravating than paying money to watch a bad movie is when an otherwise good movie gets ruined by the inside jokes of sound editors, stunt coordinators and screenwriters.

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