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Tag: cliche

Honey or vinegar? A fly’s dilema

October 14, 2013October 14, 2013 Lisa Newlin

It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies?   Who did this study?   Why?   I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Funcliche, cliches, dinner, flies, fly, food, honey, vinegar

A well-known cliche is destroyed by nachos

June 11, 2013 Lisa Newlin

I know the saying “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” but I’m pretty sure thin doesn’t taste as good as some loaded nachos.

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10 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycliche, cliches, diet, eat, fat, feel, nachos, skinny, thin

Let’s Double Down

October 22, 2012October 22, 2012 Liz McDonald

Over the last few weeks I had noticed that the expression “double down” has been popping up quite a bit with the politicians, and it was starting to get on my nerves. Romney must have […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Politicscliche, double down, political cliche, Romney, sports cliche

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