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Finders Keepers

Whoever said pineapple is a legitimate pizza topping wasn’t me. In related food new, Andrew Gudermuth looks lost for words… Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct…

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The surprising truth about consuming high risk foods

October 17, 2016
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Earlier this year, January 10th to be exact, I did something that made me wonder if I had lost my sense of culinary adventure. I don’t mean raw, oysters-on the-half-shell-type culinary adventure. What I’m referring…

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Unicorn Bites 4/17/14

April 17, 2014
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3-year-old daughter: Mommy, you’re smart. And pretty. And funny. Me: What about me? 3: Me: 3: Me: 3: You have a beard. I’ll take it. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 17, 2014 3-year-old: Can I…

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Unicorn Bites 4/10/14

April 10, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 4/10/14

Her: I’m out of your league. Me: By about 20,000 leagues, I’d say. Her: Me: Because you’re a sea monster. Her: Me: READ A FUCKING BOOK — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 10, 2014 Me: Do…

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Unicorn Bites 2/13/14

February 13, 2014
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Wife: You never sweep me off my feet. Me: *sweeps her leg* It’s like she’s never seen “Karate Kid.” That’s her own fault. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 13, 2014 Wife: Would you give me…

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Unicorn Bites 10/22/13

October 22, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 10/22/13

I have friends who walk anywhere that’s less than two miles from their house. If I could, I’d drive from my living room to my kitchen. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2013 “I cherish…

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A well-known cliche is destroyed by nachos

June 11, 2013
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I know the saying “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” but I’m pretty sure thin doesn’t taste as good as some loaded nachos. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in…

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Today’s Top Story: Beyoncé Lip Syncs (Oh Yeah And People Are Starving and Dying and Stuff)

January 26, 2013
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Every morning as I’m getting ready for work, the top story on Good Morning America and other network news outlets has been the controversy (and I use that word so loosely bolts are dropping out)…

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