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Unicorn Bites 4/10/14
Her: I’m out of your league. Me: By about 20,000 leagues, I’d say. Her: Me: Because you’re a sea monster. Her: Me: READ A FUCKING BOOK — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 10, 2014 Me: Do […]
The 3 backpackers and a lack of understanding, not seen since the Star Wars prequels.
Like areolar connective tissue, it was under my skin. Sleeping moments offered no solace and nighttime was nightmare time. Just as magnets confuse the mind of the many, I was one magnet short of a massively […]