The Diary of Donald Trump – unedited edition?
Somehow, I got a hold of Donald Trump’s diary for the past week. It came in the mail via an anonymous source. So allow me to share: July 1, 2018 – oops, the jig is […]
Tag: North Korea
SPARKS BRIEF: U.S. and North Korea Make a Spicy Deal
Singapore – North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and President Trump just made history by signing a historic document starting the two leaders on a joint venture. In an astounding press conference, following a three-hour […]
Sizing Up the Summit
Donald Trump says he doesn’t have to prepare much for his summit with North Korea. What can we assume from this statement? Trump has Dennis Rodman and Sean Hannity ready to feed him answers through […]
North Korean Missile Found To Be Powered By Diet Pepsi And Mentos
The long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Pepsi. The missile shot sent fear through the Asian nations that […]
Donald Trump: Chess Master
Sources report that while hurricanes were ravaging Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands, President Trump spent the time in seclusion, deeply immersed in study of the chess strategies of famous champions such as Mikhail Tal, […]
Bad Advice Friday, 5-12-17
Oh my gosh. It’s Friday already. Did you know there’s one every week? So, I shall once more be dispensing bad advice As usual, the advice will stupendously bad. ************************ JW asks: Should I really […]
North Korean Jokes (As Though The Country Isn’t Enough Of a Joke On Its Own).
North Korean Jokes (As Though The Country Isn’t Enough Of a Joke On Its Own). Why did the North Koreans run over the border to eat South Korean’s lawns? They heard the grass was greener […]
Air Koryo Hamburger (World’s Worst Burger)
North Korean Entree AIR KORYO-TM HAMBURGER (World’s worst burger) INGREDIENTS 1 pound ground whitish mystery meat that’s been lurking in the fridge for months OR mixed ground pork and turkey 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon […]