Posts Tagged ‘ McDonald’s ’

New Thanksgiving Holiday Of ‘Gratitude’ Started For Those Who Must Work On The Real Thanksgiving.

November 20, 2017
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In response to the overwhelming growth of Black Friday and its exploitation of the employees who must work in the service industry labor unions, families, certain compassionate government leaders and religious figures have petitioned and…

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That joyful moment after 3 months of dating when you tell her she doesn’t have to order from the dollar menu anymore…

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An American Success Story

February 2, 2016
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You don’t get to be a super successful company like McDonald’s by just doing things the same way everyone else does. Micky D’s knows how to innovate. For example, most companies would shy away from…

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Many evolutionary biologists view inter-species and intra-species competition as the driving force of adaption and ultimately of evolution.

Most of us have a competitive nature. From having the best mono-brow to starting the most amount of fires, it’s human nature to compete. Pennywise, that massively evil clown from Stephen King’s 1990 horror miniseries…

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Congratulations from the world’s largest chain of hamburger, fast food restaurants.

Congratulations from the world’s largest chain of hamburger, fast food restaurants.

An hour; 60 minutes; how long it takes Thirsty Dave to drink 62 beers. There are quite a few ways to express this amount of time but did you know that Graduats won a spelling…

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Candy Rules!

May 12, 2015
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  I like candy. And I’m a grownup. So there. Now before you get all up in my Triglyceride grill, I don’t binge on it or eat it all day long. But I sure do…

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Burritos or Betelgeuse……

March 5, 2015
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John and I were rumba-ing, quite nicely I might add, when my cell phone buzzed in my bottom. I was thinking I had the sexy rumba move down pat, but then realized it was my…

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Souls of the Damned Loves Ice Cream

January 12, 2015
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Souls of the Damned Loves Ice Cream

A man saw what he describes as “the souls of the damned” in his McDonald’s ice cream sundae.  While some religious folk saw the “omen” as a reminder of how the world has turned toward…

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Unicorn Bites 8/8/14

August 10, 2014
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Wife: I think I’m a very forgiving person Me: You stabbed me over paint Wife: Next time learn the difference between eggshell & off white. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2014 [4-year-old daughter talks…

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Unicorn Bites 6/11/14

June 12, 2014
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Productivity, meet Netflix. Netflix, meet- Netflix, put down that knife! Run, productivity! Run! Netflix, you killed it! Why? Oh why? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 11, 2014 Doctor: Questions? Me: How do I know if…

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