Breaking: The left leg of the Ronald McDonald ballon burst .. torn by wind damage…. or, at least, that’s the Snoopy floats alibi!
Remember when clowns were friendly? There was Bozo and Ronald McDonald. There were circus clowns who drove around in little cars and made people laugh. But those clowns gave way to some not so […]
Most of us have a competitive nature. From having the best mono-brow to starting the most amount of fires, it’s human nature to compete. Pennywise, that massively evil clown from Stephen King’s 1990 horror miniseries […]
They laughed at Thirsty Dave when he said he wanted to be Ronnie McDonald but he had insider information:
Jill Y’s friend Jessica is friends with a sister of Carmel’s sisters friend. She was telling her that she didn’t want her kid to be eating any of that McFast food stuff so she decided […]
Arby’s recently began running a commercial where retired New York City Police Detective Bo Dietl exposes Subway’s claim that they cut their meat in the back of their restaurants as a lie. Dietl reveals that […]
I have to confess that I suffer from a disorder that currently has no cure. It’s a haunting problem that few people talk about. But I’m breaking my silence. I have coulrophobia – an acute fear […]