Tag: balloons
Send in the Clowns?
Remember when clowns were friendly? There was Bozo and Ronald McDonald. There were circus clowns who drove around in little cars and made people laugh. But those clowns gave way to some not so […]
Unicorn Bites 9/9/14
What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2014 Not […]
Unicorn Bites 3/29/14
Clerk: How many balloons do you need? Me: Enough to lift my house. Clerk: Pixar movies aren’t real life. Me: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2014 I have 2 little […]