The Place to Take a Humor Break
I fly a lot. There’s nothing sexy about it. And yet, according to one survey, 9% of Americans claim to have had a sexual encounter in an airplane seat, 17% in the airplane bathroom, 5% […]
The destination is the ecstasy—either the smooth marble temple or the legendary spires on ancient, fragile treasures or the craggy mountain and the red rocks or the white-pebbled, frothy shoreline. The travel is the agony—either […]
You know you’re old when you go to the airport and you don’t even recognize the names of the airlines anymore. What the heck happened to Braniff and TWA? While trying to find an […]
I have flown all over the world – to Europe, to China, and against my better judgment, once to Scranton, PA. But I’ve never flown first class. I had a boss who flew first class […]
I got an internet ad enticing me to fly a plane, no experience necessary. Darn exciting offer, yet I declined. I fear my piloting would end up as high-impact aerobics. Also, property values along my […]
I must not be the brightest bulb in the shed. I’ve always thought the purpose of that little tray that folds down from the seat in front of you on an airplane was for holding […]
What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2014 Not […]
I’m sitting in a narrow seat with my elbows pressed against my ribs to avoid body-contact with strangers. And I’m starving. It’s only been two years since my last trip to the East Coast, so […]
I was recently directed to this hard-hitting news piece regarding flatulence on airlines. Flying increases flatulence, according to an article published Friday in the peer-reviewed New Zealand Medical Journal, and passengers should release the gas […]