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Thank You for Losing My Luggage

October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 Tim Jones

[The following is a true story.] Dear United Airlines Customer Severance Department, I’m sorry. Did I write Customer Severance? Silly me. I meant “Customer Service.” Just like your airline meant to get my luggage from […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyleair travel, airlines, lost luggage, United Airlines

Laws Against Sexism, Selfies, and Such

July 12, 2018 Karen Galatz
Laws Needed Sexism, Selfies and Such

    In Belgium, they recently convicted a man of sexism. It’s true. For the first time since a law was passed four years ago, a criminal court there convicted a man of “sexism in […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyleair travel, cell phones, everyday life, manners

United Airlines Brings Back Its Friendly Skies

April 25, 2017April 25, 2017 Tim Jones

Lately, United Airlines’ longstanding motto, Fly the Friendly Skies, has taken a serious tumble. On a recent flight four passengers were told they had to disembark to make room for airline personnel. One of the […]

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Flying Coach vs. First Class

June 21, 2016June 21, 2016 Tim Jones

I have flown all over the world – to Europe, to China, and against my better judgment, once to Scranton, PA. But I’ve never flown first class. I had a boss who flew first class […]

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Homeland Security Thinks I’m Dangerous?

March 14, 2016March 15, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

I am a 70-year-old, chubby half-Italian woman who still feels awful about a handful of mice whose deaths she caused years ago. If I accidentally bump into someone, I apologize over and over, as if […]

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12 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleair travel, airport security, funny stories, Homeland Security, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, Travel

When My Family Stopped Ruling the World

June 18, 2015 Paul De Lancey

200 years ago my great, great, great, great grandfather, Napoleon I, lost the battle of Waterloo. In doing so, he lost control of Europe, his position as emperor of France, and my birthright to rule […]

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A Survival Guide for coping with air travel

March 10, 2015March 2, 2015 Tim Jones

When Orville Wright first took flight over the beaches of Kitty Hawk, NC in 1903, he couldn’t have imagined that a century later, millions of people the world over would be getting into shouting matches […]

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Great Moments in Aviation History: The Wright Brothers

October 28, 2013October 28, 2013 John Hartnett
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The Tunnel: Some Remarks on Air Travel

December 11, 2011December 11, 2011 Robert MacLean

Aeroplane – Thomas Cook © by puddy_uk I hate to travel. I do like to be there, mind you, in Kenya or Martinique or wherever, taking it easy, gargling the rum punch, snoozing in the […]

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