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Tag: everyday life

Mr. Above Average

July 29, 2025July 26, 2025 Tim Jones

Of the first ten numbers in our counting system (if you don’t count zero) 7 is my favorite number. When I was a kid and more superstitious than I am now, 7 was my Lucky […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle1-to-10 rating scale, above average, comparing oneself to others, everyday life, mediocrity, quality of life

My Wife Says We Hold Onto Too Much Stuff – Why She’s Wrong

April 5, 2023April 5, 2023 Tim Jones

For the past several years, my wife Michele and I have had a running debate about how much stuff to hold onto and whether or not to give away (or in some cases, throw away) […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleclutter, de-clutter your home, everyday life, hoarding, removing clutter

Laws Against Sexism, Selfies, and Such

July 12, 2018 Karen Galatz
Laws Needed Sexism, Selfies and Such

    In Belgium, they recently convicted a man of sexism. It’s true. For the first time since a law was passed four years ago, a criminal court there convicted a man of “sexism in […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyleair travel, cell phones, everyday life, manners

My Action Plan for Today: Just Don’t Do It!

May 15, 2018May 15, 2018 Tim Jones

Most days, I try to live up to that inspirational Nike slogan: Just Do It! I answer my email. I do the chores – sometimes with only a few irreparable mistakes. I even exercise. Today, […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylechores, everyday life, to do list

Everything I’ve Ever Learned About Oil Rig Piston Corers and Drill Strings I Learned from My Dry Cleaner

July 18, 2017July 21, 2017 Tim Jones

Did you know that on a deep-water oil rig, the crew cements casings between drillings and that when the rock cuttings reveal the oil sand from the reservoir rock, they then remove the drilling apparatus […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funcareer, errands, everyday life

Who comes up with this stuff?

January 29, 2016January 29, 2016 Leslie Handler

I recently started thinking about how certain things in everyday life have occurred.  It got me all in a tizzy.  Now I’m on a rampage to think up something new on my own, but some […]

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11 CommentsFiction, Words to Think Uponbathroom humor, everyday life, humor, inventions, laughter, milking

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