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My Wife Says We Hold Onto Too Much Stuff – Why She’s Wrong

April 5, 2023April 5, 2023 Tim Jones

For the past several years, my wife Michele and I have had a running debate about how much stuff to hold onto and whether or not to give away (or in some cases, throw away) […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleclutter, de-clutter your home, everyday life, hoarding, removing clutter

Wisdom for Dummies

November 16, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Chargers and power cords have taken over our home like bindweed. I can’t get rid of them because I don’t know what they’re all for.

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Wisdom for Dummies

November 8, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

The average American spends 153 days of their life looking for misplaced items—keys, shoes, homework. There are days I can’t find my couch.

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Life in the Time of COVID: Decluttering

October 18, 2021 Kathy Minicozzi

It isn’t easy being stuck at home most of the day. Unfortunately, during the current pandemic, that is precisely what many of us have been forced to do. We can only hope that we are […]

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Wisdom for dummies

September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I actually find it therapeutic to give away or dispose of belongings–especially my husband’s belongings.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 4, 2020August 4, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

End clutter. If you don’t need it, don’t buy it. If it’s too late and you already have it, give it someone who doesn’t pay any heed to my advice. It should be fairly easy […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I found a key in my junk drawer. I probably won’t find out what opens until I throw it away.

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Wisdom for Dummies

December 7, 2019December 9, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

My fridge is so disorganized. I just discovered I have two 14-ounce containers of mustard. The label says 79 servings. That’s 158 servings of mustard in a home where there are no hot dogs—that I […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 14, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

I’ve cleared away all nonessentials from my life to make room for those that give me the most joy. I am a minimalist. And a liar.

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 7, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

End clutter. If you don’t need it, don’t buy it. If it’s too late and you already have it, give it someone who doesn’t pay any heed to my advice. It should be fairly easy […]

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