Wisdom for Dummies by Dorothy Rosby

Wisdom for Dummies

September 5, 2019August 21, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Forgive me for interrupting. It’s just because what I have to say is . . . well . . . more interesting.

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Wisdom for Dummies

September 3, 2019August 21, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

All styles look better on mannequins; many even look better on hangers.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 30, 2019August 21, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Old habits are hard to break. I still come home every day and go straight to that empty spot on the wall where my old landline phone used to hang to see if there are […]

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August 27, 2019August 21, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Hotel staff left a chocolate on my pillow. Nice, but why on the pillow? By the time I found it, I’d already brushed my teeth. left a chocolate on my pillow.

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August 22, 2019August 22, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

It’s a rare thing for me to eat in a place where you have to “dress for dinner,” though I do always have something on.

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August 8, 2019August 8, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Why don’t they give the cause of death in obituaries? The rest of us want to know if we have anything to worry about.

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August 6, 2019August 7, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Spinach is notorious for sticking in our teeth and causing public embarrassment and I now know spinach isn’t the only food that does that.

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August 3, 2019August 3, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach—unless it’s sample day at the grocery store. #thrifty

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August 1, 2019August 1, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If the ad says “Children are Free,” it means children GET IN free. Don’t get too excited if you’re in the market for one. #DumbAdvertising

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July 23, 2019July 23, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If you ever go the store planning to buy a ten-pound bag of ice and a gallon of ice cream on a 90-degree day, you should pay close attention to where you park. #LessonLearned

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