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March 11, 2022February 8, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

The prayer of the  empty nest parent: Dear God, Guide my children when we’re apart and guide my mouth when we’re together.

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March 2, 2022February 8, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

After that airport announcement “Passenger Joe Schmo! Flight number 123 is boarding. Doors will close in 3 minutes,” don’t you want to know if he made it? I think they should say, “Great job, Joe!” […]

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February 22, 2022February 8, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

My Fitbit would calculate how many calories I consume if I logged everything I eat. I don’t do that though because that would take away from my exercise time. Also, I’m not sure I want […]

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February 16, 2022February 8, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

Middle age is actually a good time to get tattoos. You have more room for them.

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February 11, 2022January 13, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

Dear Valentine, Love is a mystery! And so is the reason you put empty cereal boxes back into the cupboard. 

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February 4, 2022January 13, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

Be kind to everyone you meet; you never know who might win the lottery next.

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January 25, 2022January 13, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

If I sound opinionated, it’s only because I’m right.

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January 20, 2022January 13, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

Nostalgia is the overwhelming sense that everything was better if it happened so long ago we can’t remember it.

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January 13, 2022January 13, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

Smart as it is, my fitness tracker doesn’t know the difference between a walk I take because I’m highly motivated to get some exercise and one I take because I’m highly motivated to find my […]

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