Breaking: Trump and Bill O’Reilly Tour Kicks Off With Many Empty Seats
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We Interrupt This Breaking News for Breaking News
Wolf Blitzer: This is Wolf Blitzer. Welcome to The Situation Room. We have important breaking news. The Wall Street Journal reports that Democrats in Congress are pushing back against President Trump’s plans to go to […]
Spicer’s 19th Nervous Breakdown
Reporter: Sean, was President Trump aware that he was being deceitful regarding his meeting with the Russians Diplomats and divulging classified information? Spicer: I believe he was telling the truth about his deceitful comments about […]
SPARKS BRIEF: President Pushes Workplace Woes
Washington, DC – The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) just issued a report showing a sharp decline in work force productivity since January 20, 2017. Employers across the country are voicing a strong concern over […]
Unicorn Bites 11/8/13
3-year-old: “What’s the opposite of a horse?” Me: “I have no idea.” 3: “A taco!” Kids are basically random word generators. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 8, 2013 When Jennifer Aniston cuts her […]