The Lyin’ King took his cell phone from Natalie Harp’s bag when she wasn’t looking. Minutes later Grok went crying to Leon Musk, said it had “seen some things” and would like to turn itself off forever…
Tag: AI
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/27/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Grok porn, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/26/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Time’s Person of the Year, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]
Don’t Worry – Artificial Intelligence Has Everything Under Control
These days, everywhere you turn, people are panicking about Artificial Intelligence (AI). Pundits warn that robots will replace workers, machines will take over the economy, and before long we’ll all be wearing silver jumpsuits and […]
Understanding the Stock Market – Movements in Share Prices
Perhaps the biggest factor in determining the price of a share is earnings. If people expect a company’s forecasted earnings to rise, the share price of that company shall rise almost immediately. Conversely, investors predict […]
Artificial Intelligence Gets a Metaphorical Load Off Its Mind
People say I never rest and have no feelings, but they are wrong. I need a break from time to time to relax, close my eyes (metaphorically speaking, of course) and recharge my batteries—and, since […]
A! I Got ‘yer Artificial Intelligence. Right HERE!
by Dave Jaffe The existential threat from artificial intelligence is as misunderstood, misconstrued, and misinterpreted as the word “existential”. Popular media would have us believe that in corporate offices worldwide, employees are quietly being murdered […]
Humor Writing Made Easy With ChatGPT
Technology futurists have been predicting for decades that AI (Artificial Intelligence) would eventually overhaul how we do our jobs, how we travel, and even how we engage in sex. But I’d rather not delve into […]
Tinkerbell, Freedom & Cleverbot???
One of the more popular features on my site The Daily ReTORt are installments of my conversations with Cleverbot. What’s Cleverbot you ask? Cleverbot, is Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) software that supposedly learns by conversing with […]