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You Can Own A Smart Home, But You Cannot Make an Owner Smart

March 15, 2018
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You Can Own a Smart Home, But You Can Not Make an Owner Smart

  You can own a smart house, but you cannot make a homeowner smart. I know from first-hand experience. You see, I live in a smart house. “Live” is perhaps an inaccurate description. “Trapped” is…

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Starman and the Space Roadster, Or: Musk to Mars!

February 12, 2018
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When I was supposed to be sleeping the other day I woke up with a stomach ache (long story), and went downstairs for some soda crackers and 7 Up. (They’re called soda crackers, so you…

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When Your Car Is Smarter Than You

January 17, 2018
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I totally loved my last car, so it’s ironic that it got totaled, which I didn’t love. Normally I’m not one of those who falls madly in love with automobiles. They’re just something to get…

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Last Lesson of 2017: Twitter is No Joke

December 30, 2017
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2017 has been a year of never ending surprises. In science, our new administration provided us with evidence-based proof that there is no depth to which a bar can’t be lowered. In the arts, actor…

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When I get lost and technology fails me.

July 17, 2017
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You know those lab rats that run through mazes?  Well, if I ever got reincarnated as one of them, I’d be in deep rat doo-doo.  I couldn’t find my out of a paper bag if…

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An Alarming Trend

September 29, 2016
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I don’t own a cell phone. Seriously. No GPS either. No apps. I don’t own an iAnything. The speed of technological change intimidates me, and the prospect of becoming an addicted screen zombie scares the…

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Thirsty Dave recently got into the branch of agriculture that deals with the art, science, technology, and business of growing plants.

I sure hope you reap what you sow, Thirsty Dave… Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Where are you?????

May 5, 2016
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One can never have too many friends, or that ‘s what I used to think. I was lucky enough to spend the weekend in New York City with my great husband and dear friends. We…

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What a relief, maybe

April 24, 2016
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I recently realized that I hadn’t been getting notifications on my Humor Outcast comments, so I apologize for not answering. Finding out didn’t upset me at all–in fact, it was a relief. After all, it…

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Leap Day Laptop

March 1, 2016
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I can’t help thinking it’s no coincidence that my laptop stopped working on February 29th: It’s the last “screw you” from a bad month. But in fairness, it’s also a first world problem. I still…

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