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Fall Of the Conservative Lawn Mower

December 2, 2023December 1, 2023 Mark R Hunter

With the purchase of a brand new lawn mower, only the third new one I ever bought, I said goodbye to my conservative lawn mower. So named because it stopped working whenever it tilted to […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologybeautiful lawns, grass, lawn, lawn care, lawn mowers, mechanical fail, mowing the lawn

A Right Leaning Lawn Mower

August 15, 2023August 15, 2023 Mark R Hunter

While I was mowing the lawn a few years ago, oil started spurting out all over (from the mower, not me). Investigation revealed the oil did not come from an opening oil should come out […]

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

August 30, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

1. When you are out walking your dog at night, try not to squash any rats with your foot. It will feel really slimy and squishy, you will splatter rat innards on the sidewalk, it […]

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