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Cousin William and King Henry VIII

July 8, 2018
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Cousin William and King Henry VIII

In the annals of English history, no other man had as colorful a life as my distant ancestor William “Bill” Tryer, who was the Royal Food Taster to King Henry VIII. The job of Royal…

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Becoming Ray Kinsella

June 12, 2018
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The genie told me this shapeshifting thing would be cool and it is. There’s one problem: I can only shapeshift into famous MALE actors. This is fun sometimes, but it can be a problem, too.…

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The Too Nice Guy

May 29, 2018
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Hi. My name is Arnie Bassette, and I was just accepted into The Weirdo Group here on Footbook. This is my first post, so be nice to me. Please. I need some advice. I always…

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A Horse’s Tale

May 22, 2018
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There are many, many colorful stories of the Old West. None are as fascinating as the tales of Edward Cremello, the Sleuth Horse of Wyoming. Edward, or “Ed,” as he was known to his fellow…

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Wonder Woman Interviews for a Job

May 18, 2018
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Writing Prompt: You are a superhero (or a monster) at a job interview. How do you answer the following questions: Tell me something about yourself. What are your strengths? What are your weaknesses? Where do…

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Commandments for the Easter Vigil Mass

March 31, 2018
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1. Thou shalt not arrive late. If thou dost arrive late, thou shalt endure the punishment of having to look for a seat in the dark. 2. If thou committest the sin of arriving late,…

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A Chicken Crosses a Road for a Reason

March 25, 2018
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An old joke, but let’s try to take it up a notch and tell the actual story… In the spirit of the joke, try to make it funny. Ready? Here goes: Once and for all……

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Home, Sweet Disaster!

February 18, 2018
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Now that the holidays are over, I have no more excuses. It’s time to straighten out, reorganize and clean my apartment. She doesn’t know it yet, but Harmony the Cat, who lives with me, will…

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Everything I Could Do Then I Can Do Now

February 12, 2018
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I can still do everything I could do in my youth, and I’ll prove it! Walking In my younger days, I could walk anywhere. Was the downtown shopping area more than three miles from my…

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Who Killed the Muffin Man? (Flash Fiction)

January 11, 2018
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#WP You’re climbing into bed, trying not to wake up your sleeping spouse. Suddenly, your spouse sits up and says “I killed the muffin man,” and then falls back to sleep. – Jacquelyn Gilchrist –…

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