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A Sneak Peek at 2019’s Horror Movies

November 2, 2018
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The recent Halloween holiday got me to thinking about horror movies: specifically, those that will appear in theaters in 2019. I emailed my one and only Hollywood friend, Murray the Mole, Bookmaker to the Stars,…

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Who You Callin’ Old?

October 23, 2018
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Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Dylan Thomas I’m weird. Most people my age (early…

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Cousin Eliezer the Inventor

October 17, 2018
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Nobody knows this, but my sixth cousin five times removed, Eliezer McDonald, invented the recliner chair back in 1830. Eliezer patented his first model in 1830, but he wasn’t very successful with it. It was…

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The Ten Best Things About Growing Old(er)

October 5, 2018
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10. Senior Discounts. Sometimes they don’t amount to much, sometimes they do, but the thrill of not having to pay full price almost makes up for any cheapness and gives us a feeling that we…

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How I Ended Up Buried Face Down in a Swamp With a Rag Stuffed in my Mouth

August 8, 2018
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I suppose you all wonder how someone who still looks as nice as I do, even after being buried in a swamp for a week, ended up in this sad situation. It’s a mystery to…

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The Doctor Will See You Now

August 5, 2018
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There is one senior citizen activity that I would gladly erase from my calendar if such erasure did not cause big problems: doctor visits. I would start with those registration questionnaires and permission forms that…

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Cousin William and King Henry VIII

July 8, 2018
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Cousin William and King Henry VIII

In the annals of English history, no other man had as colorful a life as my distant ancestor William “Bill” Tryer, who was the Royal Food Taster to King Henry VIII. The job of Royal…

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Becoming Ray Kinsella

June 12, 2018
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The genie told me this shapeshifting thing would be cool and it is. There’s one problem: I can only shapeshift into famous MALE actors. This is fun sometimes, but it can be a problem, too.…

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The Too Nice Guy

May 29, 2018
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Hi. My name is Arnie Bassette, and I was just accepted into The Weirdo Group here on Footbook. This is my first post, so be nice to me. Please. I need some advice. I always…

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A Horse’s Tale

May 22, 2018
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There are many, many colorful stories of the Old West. None are as fascinating as the tales of Edward Cremello, the Sleuth Horse of Wyoming. Edward, or “Ed,” as he was known to his fellow…

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