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Everything I Could Do Then I Can Do Now

February 12, 2018
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I can still do everything I could do in my youth, and I’ll prove it! Walking In my younger days, I could walk anywhere. Was the downtown shopping area more than three miles from my…

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Who Killed the Muffin Man? (Flash Fiction)

January 11, 2018
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#WP You’re climbing into bed, trying not to wake up your sleeping spouse. Suddenly, your spouse sits up and says “I killed the muffin man,” and then falls back to sleep. – Jacquelyn Gilchrist –…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember: 2017 Holiday Edition

December 29, 2017
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1. If you re-gift a gift that you hate, be careful not to re-gift it to the person who gave it to you in the first place. 2. Don’t yell at Aunt Louise when she…

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The Christmas Movie Quiz

December 8, 2017
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Any day now, they will start. TV networks will broadcast classic Christmas movies, and they won’t stop until Christmas is over. There will probably even be a marathon of A Christmas Story, as there has…

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The Christmas Song Generator

December 6, 2017
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The Christmas Song Generator

Are you tired of hearing the same old Christmas music over and over? The solution is obvious: create your own song! The easiest way to do this is to take a pre-existing song and change…

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If I Were On a “Law and Order” Jury

December 2, 2017
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Jury duty stalks me like an obsessed lover. No sooner has the legal period between calls elapsed than they call me again. It never fails. Some people are never called for jury duty. I wish…

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How to Be a Coffee (Snob) Connoisseur

November 5, 2017
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Yes, I am one of those. I love coffee, but only the fancy stuff. I don’t care if it’s mountain grown or good to the last drop or an instant road to romance. The only…

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Don’t Sit Under the Litter Tree

October 30, 2017
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The diversity of life forms on this planet is beyond awe-inspiring. Life forms include trees. I believe I have discovered a new species of tree, right outside my apartment window. Horticulturists don’t believe my reports.…

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The Birthday Party

October 25, 2017
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This is the latest contribution for “Humor Meets Horror” Month on Humoroutcasts.com. This story is from Kathy Minicozzi Dear Sister Hilda: I am submitting this for the English assignment you gave us, to write a…

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More Ancient Family History

October 20, 2017
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Sometimes you find interesting things when you climb your family tree. For example, one of my prehistoric Ice Age ancestors was the first female professional rock chipper. Her name in Cro-Magnon language meant “Pretty White…

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