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The Doctor Will See You Now

August 5, 2018
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There is one senior citizen activity that I would gladly erase from my calendar if such erasure did not cause big problems: doctor visits. I would start with those registration questionnaires and permission forms that…

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Pills!

November 3, 2017
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Pills, pills, pills! Just watch the TV ads in the evening! There is a pill for everything! I swear that diseases are made up just so Big Pharma can sell you more pills! Did you…

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Fox News Hits Hillary Health Rumors

August 18, 2016
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Fox News – especially Sean Hannity—has been on the warpath to prove that Hillary Clinton has some kind of neurological condition that would make her incapable of being president. Hannity has aired random clips of…

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Forget Resolutions: Try Goals

January 1, 2016
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I don’t have this peculiar, almost pathological hatred of New Year’s resolutions some people have. Maybe that’s because I haven’t made one since 1989, and so haven’t experienced the loathing that comes with breaking them.…

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Harrison Ford lucky to crash on golf course!

March 7, 2015
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Harrison Ford crash-landed his vintage airplane on a golf course just short of the Santa Monica Municipal Airport yesterday after experiencing engine failure. Reports state that “a couple of doctors” were near-by and cared for…

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The Home Office Lament

January 23, 2015
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The Home Office Lament

I had coffee with comic Dena Blizzard. Our schedules don’t always sync up for our special meet ups, but when they do, we have a blast. Our topic for breakfast this fine morning was the discipline…

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Mosquitoes, The Future Doctors

January 4, 2015
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Mosquitoes, The Future Doctors

  I heard on the radio that scientists are planning to rid the world of that dread curse, malaria! Hooray! What an admirable goal. Excelsior. But how are they planning to this? By injecting mosquitoes…

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N’Ode to a Spider or How Two Political Parties and the TARDIS Joined Forces

October 13, 2014
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N’Ode to a Spider or How Two Political Parties and the TARDIS Joined Forces

A few days ago I was bitten on the side of the neck by a spider.   It became inflamed and warranted a trip to the local medical facility.  It also infected the lymph node behind…

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Return of the Dead – Non Zombie Style

August 27, 2014
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Another death-defying story that creeps me out: a man in Brazil, who was declared dead of a heart attack and multiple organ failure, has jumped back to life. The doctors are not sure what happened,…

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Doing Shots With The Doc

June 18, 2014
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Doing Shots With The Doc

Doctor: Everything checks out fine Deb. You’re in great shape for your age. Me: For your age?  Eh, thanks doc.  Anything else or can I hobble out of here on my walker. Doctor:  Hah, you’re…

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