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What I Think, #1, Customer Service

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Dear Customer Service, If you repeat, “Please Hold. Your call is very important to us,” every minute for an hour, I will not believe you. Sincerely, Paul R. De Lancey, thinker Check out my latest […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

April 30, 2020April 30, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

When the receptionist says, “Can you spell your name for me,” I think she already knows you can.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

“That’s our policy” is another way of saying, “End of discussion. Now get out before I call security.”

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Hunger Games, Restaurant Edition

June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Karen Galatz
Hunger Games, Restaurant Edition

    Eating out used to be special. It used to be fun. Now it’s noisy, crowded, pricy, and pretentious. It’s more hunger games, the restaurant edition, than fun and games. Where to begin my […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylecustomer service, dining out, restaurants

Tweet Wisdom-Paul Lander

December 28, 2017December 28, 2017 Paul Lander

HumorOutcasts presents ‘Outlanderish,’ totally arbitrary and unscientific picks of the best of @Paul_Lander tweets. Follow him on Twitter  

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Thanks For Trying To Ruin My Day!

November 28, 2016November 28, 2016 Roz Warren

If you work with the public, you’re stressed. Unreasonable customers. Demanding bosses. Reduced staffing. I love my job, but the workload is tough and getting tougher. What can we do to keep our spirits up? […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Lifecustomer service, games, librarians, library, pet peeves

Does Anyone LIKE Comcast? or I Miss Old TV……

September 17, 2015September 17, 2015 cathy sikorski

I am so ashamed. Yesterday, I said “F$%^@ YOU! to Comcast. Of course, I’ve wanted to say that to Comcast on many, many, many occasions. But I have controlled myself. I’ve acted like a mature, […]

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10 CommentsFictionbills, Car 54, comcast, customer service, Phone Company, swearing

Okay 2015…can you really change?

January 1, 2015January 1, 2015 cathy sikorski

In the spirit of the New Year, I am taking a Nostradamus point of view and a Pollyanna perspective. Five things that will not change in 2015: 1. Medical Insurance Companies will not make our […]

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12 CommentsFiction2015, customer service, Happy New Year, hospital, humor, Kindness, Nostradamus, Pollyanna, WiFi

Bank Customer Service – NOT!

November 22, 2013November 22, 2013 John Chamberlin

  So my OLD BANK was recently taken over by a NEW BANK. The process of working with and gaining the trust of all the old bank customers is going just GREAT (cue sarcastic eye). […]

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Your First Shower is Free, After That It’s $12.50

September 11, 2013September 11, 2013 John Hartnett
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