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The 10 Tech Commandments

April 25, 2019
By
Charlton Heston

The original 10 Commandments served us well for quite some time, but in these Modern Times, I modestly propose an electronic update – 10 tech commandments – to the stone tablets Moses first delivered! Yes,…

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Down the Graying Yellow Brick Road

March 25, 2019
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Down the Graying Yellow Brick Road

            Handsome Hubby and I recently took a trip down the (graying) yellow brick road and oh, what a trip it was! More precisely, we went to see Elton John…

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T is for Torture and Treadmills

February 26, 2019
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T is for treadmill

      I stepped out of the bathroom, all shiny and clean, a hint of make-up, my hair perfectly coiffed. I was all set for the big day. “You showered? You washed your hair?”…

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I Say “Phone.” You Just Phub.

January 23, 2019
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I Say "Phone." You Just Phub

        Do you know someone who spends too much time on their cell phone? Silly question. Of course, you do. Do you spend too much time on your cell phone? Of course,…

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When in Doubt, Blame Science

December 12, 2018
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When in Doubt, Blame Science

    Life is hard. When we do something wrong, we all fall back on excuses and blame others. “The dog ate my homework.” “My mother won’t let me go to the party.” “The Devil…

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Therapy for the Masses

November 23, 2018
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Apartment Therapy for the Masses

      I’m trying a new form of therapy. No, not cognitive behavior therapy. Not somatic therapy, nor psychoanalytic therapy. Not even retail therapy. Instead, I’m fixating on Apartment Therapy. Are you familiar with…

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Princess Kate and I Share a Sheer Delight

October 11, 2018
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Princess Kate and I share a sheer delight

        When the leaves start falling, a woman’s thoughts turn to … pantyhose? Well, for some of us. It’s true. I belong to a dying breed of never-go-bare-legged women. Rare among womankind…

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Cleaning Tips You Can Use and Eat Too!

September 14, 2018
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Cleaning News You Can Eat!

          Does all the gloom and doom of the news get you down? Well, cheer up! Here’s household news you can use … and eat too! It’s all thanks to this…

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Caffeinated and Infatuated: My Steamy, Dreamy Barista

August 22, 2018
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caffeinated and infatuated

    For the record: I’m no coffee connoisseur. I drink lattes because they satisfy my two chief criteria for coffee – lots of milk and lots of room for sugar. But recently, I met…

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Emails. Evites. Emojis. Oh, My!

August 3, 2018
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Emails. Evites. Emojis. Oh, My

    Two decades ago, my mother refused to buy a CD player. After switching from 78-rpm to 33 1/3-rpm records; from cassette to 8-track tapes; from mono to stereo to quadrophonic sound, she was…

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