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Author: Karen Galatz

A former newspaper and television journalist, my national news credentials include the MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour and the Nightly Business Report. I created, produced, and anchored a ground-breaking business news broadcast for PBS stations in Nevada, an effort that led to an Edward R. Murrow award and an Emmy nomination. Now based in Berkeley, Ca., I am writing a collection of short stories and personal essays. I am the author of Muddling through Middle Age, a weekly humor blog, recently featured on the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop website.

Get Your Gobbler Insured!

November 25, 2020 Karen Galatz
Get your gobbler insured

Cooking turkey to perfection is a challenge. Even seasoned cooks worry. But now, if you fear your fowl might turn out foul, take heart. You can reduce the risk. Trot right out and get that […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Funholiday meals, ruined turkey dinner, Thanksgiving

Flights to Nowhere

October 22, 2020 Karen Galatz
flights to nowhere

Six months into this stuck-at-home era, who isn’t feeling more than a little antsy? Well, if like me, you’ve got that urge to get up and go, take heart! I may have found the perfect […]

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Good Clean FunAirplane Mode, flights to nowhere, pandemic humor, staying calm during the pandemic, video games

7-Day No-Cooking Plan: Recipe for Disaster

September 23, 2020September 23, 2020 Karen Galatz
7-Day No-Cooking Vacation

It seemed like a good idea. If you can’t go on vacation, let the vacation come to you — seven days of no-cooking bliss, just order-in dinner! A week freed from menu-planning, grocery shopping, cooking, […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsmarital ups and downs, staying calm during the pandemic, take-out meals

War of the Fake Meat-Eaters

August 24, 2020 Karen Galatz
War of the Fake Meat-Eaters

You’ve heard of the War of the Roses? The 100 Years War? WWI and WWII, of course. Well, welcome to my house and the War of the Fake Meat-Eaters vs me. It’s not a global […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleArnold Schwarzenegger, fake meat-eaters, plant-eaters, vegan

Social Distancing for Spouses

July 23, 2020 Karen Galatz
Social Distancing for spouses

Shelter in place is still the order of the day in many places. Social distancing is the medically recommended norm when outside. Now, for marital harmony, I support a directive mandating social distancing for spouses […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsmarriage, pandemic humor, shelter in place

Spotify has Gone to the Dogs

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020 Karen Galatz
Spotify for Dogs

  Big news on the music and pet scene — two “scenes” that rarely play well together. Spotify, the music-streaming service, has gone to the dogs and has just launched playlists for home-alone pups. A […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylemusic streaming for pets, pet products, pets, Spotify, Spotify for dogs, Who Let the Dogs

Putting the FUN Back in Fundraising

April 22, 2020 Karen Galatz
FUNdraising

In these difficult times, charities struggle to attract donors. Meanwhile, donors also struggle, deciding among so many worthy causes. It’s a challenge for both. But I have a solution. I say it’s time to put […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Funcharity, coronavirus, covid-19, donations, fundraising

The Funny Pages

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Karen Galatz
finding fun in the news

It’s hard finding fun and funny in the news these days. But from ill-timed stories about dream vacations to ads for toilet paper and swimsuits,  it’s there. It does prove, however, that not all the […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecoronavirus, covid-19, hand washing, staying safe

A (Ghoulish) Valentine’s Gift Idea

February 13, 2020February 14, 2020 Karen Galatz

Still searching for that perfect Valentine’s Day gift? Well, diamonds are forever. So goes the old marketing slogan. And now, thanks to high tech advances, there’s a whole new spin on the meaning of “forever,” […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsashes to diamonds, manmade diamonds, valentines day

Butt Cheeks and Botox: The Living End

January 26, 2020 Karen Galatz
Butt Cheeks and Botox

No ifs, ands or butt cheeks about it. Ladies, we have a new beauty regime to get on top of. Well, technically speaking, one we’ve got to get to the bottom of. Yes, gal pals, […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, RelationshipsBe content with your natural beauty, beauty products, Botox, silly beauty products

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