Why do Video Game Characters drive Mario Karts? To make up for having small mushroom shaped penises, of course.
For fun, my 10-year-old son decided to play a Wii Sports video game. He kept losing. Where’s the fun in that? The kid doesn’t even know how to use the controls. He just hits buttons, […]
Video Games Lyrics by Mama Del Roy Music by Lana Del Rey You haven’t seen our backyard Don’t make me stop this car Callin’ out my name “Mom get me a root beer, bring […]
4-year-old daughter: Dad, can I put nail polish on your fingers? Me: Do I look like a girl to you? 4: Me: 4: I’ll start with your pinkie — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 9, 2014 […]
This past year, we decided that we would let our son play the game “Call of Duty”. I believe this one was additionally named “Black Ops 2”. I am not a “gamer” and my mom’s […]
A Minor League team in Pennsylvania has installed hands-free video games above urinals in the men’s restrooms. Yep, the Lehigh Valley IronPigs, who are a Phillies affiliate, contracted with a British company to install […]
A Utah woman has posted an ad on Craigslist to sell her husband. Apparently, she is tired of him sitting on the sofa all day playing video games. If she gets a good price for […]
All those people buying that Just Dance 3 video game realize they can just turn on their radio and dance in their living room for free, right?
Here’s one of those news items that flash past you with all the bigger more important things as you peruse the headlines that makes you do a double take and then stop you in your […]