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Flights to Nowhere

October 22, 2020 Karen Galatz
flights to nowhere

Six months into this stuck-at-home era, who isn’t feeling more than a little antsy? Well, if like me, you’ve got that urge to get up and go, take heart! I may have found the perfect […]

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Good Clean FunAirplane Mode, flights to nowhere, pandemic humor, staying calm during the pandemic, video games

Why do Video Game Characters drive Mario Karts?

September 19, 2018 Paul Lander

Why do Video Game Characters drive Mario Karts? To make up for having small mushroom shaped penises, of course.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayMario Kart, Toad the Mushroom, video games

Video games cheat

June 10, 2016December 2, 2016 Michael Picarella

For fun, my 10-year-old son decided to play a Wii Sports video game. He kept losing. Where’s the fun in that? The kid doesn’t even know how to use the controls. He just hits buttons, […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Funfamily, funny, humor, hypocrites, kids, parenting, patience, Temper, video games, Wii

Song Parody: “Video Games” by Mama Del Roy

September 4, 2014September 4, 2014 Linda Roy

http://youtu.be/WNf3wLjBk9E   Video Games Lyrics by Mama Del Roy Music by Lana Del Rey You haven’t seen our backyard Don’t make me stop this car Callin’ out my name “Mom get me a root beer, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifecomedy, funny, humor, kids, lana del rey, mama del roy, motherhood, parenting, song parody, video games

Unicorn Bites 8/9/14

August 10, 2014August 11, 2014 James Breakwell

4-year-old daughter: Dad, can I put nail polish on your fingers? Me: Do I look like a girl to you? 4: Me: 4: I’ll start with your pinkie — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 9, 2014 […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day4 year old, barbarians, boss, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, husband, James Breakwell, lightning, nail polish, video games, wife, XplodingUnicorn

Call of Daddy

July 12, 2013July 12, 2013 Richard Spall

This past year, we decided that we would let our son play the game “Call of Duty”. I believe this one was additionally named “Black Ops 2”. I am not a “gamer” and my mom’s […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, RelationshipsBlack Ops, Call of Duty, first person shooter, parenting, Playstation 3, video games, war

Urinal Video Games Because Men Bore Easily

April 4, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

  A Minor League team in Pennsylvania has installed hands-free video games above urinals in the men’s restrooms. Yep,  the Lehigh Valley IronPigs, who are a Phillies affiliate, contracted with a British company to install […]

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8 CommentsBaseball, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Sportsfunny, humor, IronPigs, Minor League, Phillies, urinal video games, video games

Spouse Selling on Craigslist

November 23, 2011November 23, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

A  Utah woman has posted an ad on Craigslist to sell her husband. Apparently, she is tired of him sitting on the sofa all day playing video games. If she gets a good price for […]

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Lifestyle, RelationshipsCraigslist, divorce, humor, husbands, relationships, sales, spouse, video games, wives

Just Dance 3

October 27, 2011 Mario Turchiarolo

All those people buying that Just Dance 3 video game realize they can just turn on their radio and dance in their living room for free, right?

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, LifestyleJust Dance 3, video games

But Mommy Let Me Do It!

May 31, 2011June 1, 2011 lbwoodgate

Here’s one of those news items that flash past you with all the bigger more important things as you peruse the headlines that makes you do a double take and then stop you in your […]

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4 CommentsRelationshipsdivorce, male immaturity, video games

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