Unicorn Bites 7/4/14

[firework goes off] 2-year-old: *screams in terror* Wife: She hates it. Pick her up. Me: I don’t hold communists. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 5, 2014 Today we’re driving across four states with three kids […]

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Unicorn Bites 6/9/14

4-year-old: *knocks on bathroom door* Where are you? Me: In the bathroom 4: What are you doing? Me: What do you think? 4: Hiding. Bingo — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2014 4-year-old: Is Mommy […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please try to explain to my boss via this memo that it’s not appropriate to point and laugh at my name tag while we’re in a staff meeting.  It’s not polite, proper behavior […]

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