Denying Duck Dynasty
Tag: Duck Dynasty
The High Wire Act of Life
When I’m not Netflixing and chilling with my bae, I’m staying on fleek while getting turnt at my favorite drinking establishment with my mains, because, after all, YOLO. Am I right? And it’s pretty remarkable […]
Unicorn Bites #589
4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 13, 2015 Anyone who puts in […]
Unicorn Bites #578
Professor: Which dynasty came after the Ming Dynasty? Me: Professor: Me: Duck? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2014 Wife: You didn’t do anything today. Me: I quit smoking. Wife: You never smoked. Me: OK. […]
To Kill A Spider?
I was sitting in the hospital lounge waiting for my neighbor’s colonoscopy to be done. For the record, she asked me to go; I don’t crash colonoscopies. Anyway, I was forced to watch The View as that […]
The Primary Problem
Perhaps you saw the photos online. Following the State Of The Union address, Republicans trampled over each other to get their pictures taken with Willie from Duck Dynasty. My favorite is the one with Lindsey […]
The Quack Quarterback
THE QUACK QUARTERBACK Phil Robertson has made some controversial statements in last few weeks, some of them in the fashion magazine – GQ.I find many of his statements to be offensive and possibly, bald face […]
How This Ends
We’re all wondering how this Duck Dynasty phenomenon is ultimately going to end, right? I think I know the answer. But I’m not talking about the show itself, but what comes afterward. We’re talking the […]
Dumb and Dumber 2014 (Not the Movie – It’s Us)
According to the Knowledge Doubling Curve up until the year 1900 human knowledge doubled roughly every century. By the time WWII rolled around collective human knowledge was estimated to double about every 25 years. Today, […]
WWII Jews Intolerant of Nazi Beliefs That They Should Be Murdered
OPINION – The recent “Duck Dynasty” flap has exposed the dark underbelly of our self-described “tolerant” society. As you know, Phil Robertson of the acclaimed A&E series was recently featured in GQ Magazine where he […]