Tag: spider
N’Ode to a Spider or How Two Political Parties and the TARDIS Joined Forces
A few days ago I was bitten on the side of the neck by a spider. It became inflamed and warranted a trip to the local medical facility. It also infected the lymph node behind […]
To Kill A Spider?
I was sitting in the hospital lounge waiting for my neighbor’s colonoscopy to be done. For the record, she asked me to go; I don’t crash colonoscopies. Anyway, I was forced to watch The View as that […]
Unicorn Bites 6/1/14
Wife: Can you kill this spider? Me: Sure. As soon as I get out of the bathroom. *climbs out window* *leaves the country* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 1, 2014 “I bet it would be […]