Renovations Make White House Blue
News of the East Wing of the White House, which isn’t there anymore, made me wonder just how many changes have been made to the Executive Mansion over the years. I mean, besides changing its […]
Tag: The White House
Left Wing Loonie Radicals Converge on White House Lawn For Their Own Form Of Protest.
Left Wing Loonie Radicals Converge on White House Lawn For Their Own Form Of Protest. A huge contingent of ‘Radical’ left wingers (‘Radical’ in Trump world equates people who are vegan, hybrid vehicle owning, sandal […]
Follow Your Leader?
Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the […]
Brainless Storming
Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS. It isn’t accurate. These are bad hombres, no monsters, […]
SPARKS BRIEF: No Experience Required
We live in a country of opportunities. Every citizen is told with perseverance and drive; they can achieve their goals. No matter what your background you can dream of attaining the highest position in the […]
Trump Diagnosed with Tourette’s
Newly released medical records explain Donald Trump’s refusal to apologize for his recent hostile outbursts. “We have reason to suspect Trump suffers from a rare form of Tourette’s that causes him to compulsively blurt out […]
Bibi’s Bid for the White House
Israel’s prime minister Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu declared his intention to throw his yarmulke into the ring as a GOP candidate for President over coffee at Café Yakna in Jerusalem. “What do I have to lose?” […]
N’Ode to a Spider or How Two Political Parties and the TARDIS Joined Forces
A few days ago I was bitten on the side of the neck by a spider. It became inflamed and warranted a trip to the local medical facility. It also infected the lymph node behind […]