Time-travelling GOP Cyborgs Fact-Check the Future When would you go back to if you could time travel? The Golden Age of Greece? The Court of Louis XIV? The Woodstock years? Personally, I would go back […]
The Cleveland Circus has opened under the guise of the Republican National Convention. It’s “Trumpalooza” all decked out in red, white, blue and orange. In the center ring is the largest clown ever to run […]
When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
Days ago, the Republican National Committee suspended its February debate with NBC News because they were upset over the handling of CNBC’s recent debate in Boulder, Colorado. Many candidates felt they were ambushed with what […]
Newly released medical records explain Donald Trump’s refusal to apologize for his recent hostile outbursts. “We have reason to suspect Trump suffers from a rare form of Tourette’s that causes him to compulsively blurt out […]
The GOP achieved impressive gains in the last election. But there’s still the matter of choosing the Presidential and Vice Presidential contenders for the 2016 election. That’s not going to be easy. But on Monday […]
The DNC has announced that Scarlett Johansson will be among their celebrity guests. Which means the democratic convention will feature less old men yelling at chairs, and more women yelling at their husbands.
Dear Lord, please forgive the nonsensical ramblings of Clint Eastwood. Personally, I thought his RNC speech was an excellent example of the GOP. A past co-star, Clyde the orangutan from Every Which Way But Loose refused comment stating […]
So, the RNC is going on whether or not Hurricane Isaac hits. Good thing Mitt’s protected from flying debris by his hair helmet.