Stephen Hawking is a Stupid Jerk
Time-travelling GOP Cyborgs Fact-Check the Future When would you go back to if you could time travel? The Golden Age of Greece? The Court of Louis XIV? The Woodstock years? Personally, I would go back […]
Tag: RNC
Things I’ve Learned at the Circus
The Cleveland Circus has opened under the guise of the Republican National Convention. It’s “Trumpalooza” all decked out in red, white, blue and orange. In the center ring is the largest clown ever to run […]
Sound Familiar?
When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
GOP Debate Back On As NBC Agrees To Remove Moderators, Cameras, Questions
Days ago, the Republican National Committee suspended its February debate with NBC News because they were upset over the handling of CNBC’s recent debate in Boulder, Colorado. Many candidates felt they were ambushed with what […]
Trump Diagnosed with Tourette’s
Newly released medical records explain Donald Trump’s refusal to apologize for his recent hostile outbursts. “We have reason to suspect Trump suffers from a rare form of Tourette’s that causes him to compulsively blurt out […]
RNC Chairman Addresses Burning Question
The GOP achieved impressive gains in the last election. But there’s still the matter of choosing the Presidential and Vice Presidential contenders for the 2016 election. That’s not going to be easy. But on Monday […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive the nonsensical ramblings of Clint Eastwood. Personally, I thought his RNC speech was an excellent example of the GOP. A past co-star, Clyde the orangutan from Every Which Way But Loose refused comment stating […]